Kids Make Me LOL » Wrong word http://kidsmakemelol.com Hilarious quotes and one-liners from the mouths of children Fri, 05 Feb 2010 15:48:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Technically… yes http://kidsmakemelol.com/2010/01/14/technically-yes/ http://kidsmakemelol.com/2010/01/14/technically-yes/#comments Thu, 14 Jan 2010 17:36:34 +0000 admin http://kidsmakemelol.com/?p=174 My son (4-years-old) and I were on our way home from shopping.  While driving past the cemetery my son said, “Is that the place where dead people live?”

It made me chuckle.

Submitted by: Tara

]]> http://kidsmakemelol.com/2010/01/14/technically-yes/feed/ 0 Merry Christmas http://kidsmakemelol.com/2009/12/23/merry-christmas/ http://kidsmakemelol.com/2009/12/23/merry-christmas/#comments Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:03:43 +0000 admin http://kidsmakemelol.com/?p=147 My preschool class is composed of both English and Spanish speaking 4 year olds. Yesterday one of the English speakers came up to me and said “Why did the police shoot his dog?”  Becoming a little worried I went up to the Spanish speaking child and heard him singing “Feliez Navidad”.  I think there was a translation problem.

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]]> http://kidsmakemelol.com/2009/12/23/merry-christmas/feed/ 0 Names can be confusing http://kidsmakemelol.com/2009/12/13/names-can-be-confusing/ http://kidsmakemelol.com/2009/12/13/names-can-be-confusing/#comments Sun, 13 Dec 2009 22:48:07 +0000 admin http://kidsmakemelol.com/?p=74 My high schooler came home from school a couple weeks ago and asked in all seriousness, “So it’s actually Joan of Arc?  I always thought it was Jona Vark.”

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]]> http://kidsmakemelol.com/2009/12/13/names-can-be-confusing/feed/ 0 Well, it all tastes like chicken http://kidsmakemelol.com/2009/12/13/well-it-all-tastes-like-chicken/ http://kidsmakemelol.com/2009/12/13/well-it-all-tastes-like-chicken/#comments Sun, 13 Dec 2009 17:51:10 +0000 admin http://kidsmakemelol.com/?p=63 My son, Chad, threw a fit one night when we sat down for dinner.

Chad: “We always have chicken for dinner!”

Me: “Chad, these are pork chops.”

Chad: “Right!  We always have chicken.  Pork chop chicken, steak chicken, ham chicken, chicken chicken, it’s always chicken!”

Apparently we had meat for dinner pretty often.

Submitted by: Esther

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Submitted by: Ruthanne

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