My son (4-years-old) and I were on our way home from shopping.  While driving past the cemetery my son said, “Is that the place where dead people live?”

It made me chuckle.

Submitted by: Tara

My preschool class is composed of both English and Spanish speaking 4 year olds. Yesterday one of the English speakers came up to me and said “Why did the police shoot his dog?”  Becoming a little worried I went up to the Spanish speaking child and heard him singing “Feliez Navidad”.  I think there was a translation problem.

Submitted by: Elaine

My high schooler came home from school a couple weeks ago and asked in all seriousness, “So it’s actually Joan of Arc?  I always thought it was Jona Vark.”

Submitted by: Molly

My son, Chad, threw a fit one night when we sat down for dinner.

Chad: “We always have chicken for dinner!”

Me: “Chad, these are pork chops.”

Chad: “Right!  We always have chicken.  Pork chop chicken, steak chicken, ham chicken, chicken chicken, it’s always chicken!”

Apparently we had meat for dinner pretty often.

Submitted by: Esther

My 4 year old son loves to sing, “I can see clearly now the rain is gone.  I can see all the popsicles in my way.”  I giggle every time.

Submitted by: Ruthanne