One of the funny things my 3 and a half year old says is, “I need 3 dollars.”  He never says 5 or 10; he always needs 3 dollars.  Even if the toy is $20 he still swears he needs the 3 dollars to buy it.  Once he added, “Nobody gives Tony a job.  I’m a baby momma, duh.”

Submitted by: Kathy

We got my son a Mother Goose talking cassette player for Christmas (back in the day).  It was pretty cool, it would move and the cassettes would play from inside Mother Goose like she was reading the story.  Anyway, a couple days after Christmas…

Son: “Mom, I want joooze.”

Me: “Joooze?  Do you want to put on your shoes?”

Son: “No, joooze.”

Me: (clearly understanding) “Ohhh, you want me to get Mother Goose.”

Son: “NO!  Mom I want JOOOZE!  You know, in the jigerater.”

Submitted by: Esther