One of the funny things my 3 and a half year old says is, “I need 3 dollars.”  He never says 5 or 10; he always needs 3 dollars.  Even if the toy is $20 he still swears he needs the 3 dollars to buy it.  Once he added, “Nobody gives Tony a job.  I’m a baby momma, duh.”

Submitted by: Kathy

A few days ago I was upstairs putting away some of my daughter’s toys.  When I came back downstairs my 2 year old daughter’s face was completely covered in black mascara.  I was about to put her in time-out for getting in to my make up when she looked at me so proudly and said, “Pretty mommy” pointing at her face.  She then pointed at the dog and said, “Pretty mommy”.  When I looked at the dog, her face was also covered in mascara.  My poor dog was just laying there staring at me with a “save me from this child” look on her face.

Submitted by: Elizabeth

I was kidsitting for a 9 year old girl once.  As I put her to bed one night, we were reading the book Bats on the Beach.  When we got to the second page where two bats are flying to the beach with a picnic basket I asked…

Me: “What do you think is in the basket?  Maybe food?”

Her: “Wine.”

LOL =)

Submitted by: Eliza