My son (4-years-old) and I were on our way home from shopping.  While driving past the cemetery my son said, “Is that the place where dead people live?”

It made me chuckle.

Submitted by: Tara

I was volunteering in a 4 and 5 year old Sunday school class when I heard one girl singing “Barbara Manatee” a VeggieTales song.  Another girl went up to her and asked her how she knew that song.  She replied, “I don’t know, from my childhood I guess.”

Submitted by: Grant

My preschool class is composed of both English and Spanish speaking 4 year olds. Yesterday one of the English speakers came up to me and said “Why did the police shoot his dog?”  Becoming a little worried I went up to the Spanish speaking child and heard him singing “Feliez Navidad”.  I think there was a translation problem.

Submitted by: Elaine

When my children were young we had a couple cassettes of “Psalty the Singing Songbook” for the car.  While driving once, we were listening to one and the tape went…

Psalty: “When people make fun of you because you are Christian, you can either pretend that you aren’t a Christian, OR you can stand up for Jesus.  Jimmy, are you going to stand up for Jesus?”

Jimmy: “I’ll stand up for Jesus.”

Psalty: “What about you Sarah, with you stand up for Jesus?”

Sarah: “Yes, I’ll stand up for Jesus too.”

It was at this point that I asked my daughter…

Me: “Well Stefanie, will you stand up for Jesus?”

Stefanie: Crying, hysterical, and tugging at her car seat “I c-c-can’t… I’m all buckled in!”

Submitted by: Esther

I was talking to a little girl in my Sunday school class.

Me: “So what did you do yesterday, what happened?”

Her: “We walked to the playground and played for a long time, and then came home.  And then my parents were in the kitchen and started arguing.  Then I heard my mom say ‘you better watch it.’ ”

Me: ” ‘You better watch it?’ Watch what?”

Her: “That’s what I wondered.  I think she was talking about American Idol because we like watching that show.”

Submitted by: James