My son (4-years-old) and I were on our way home from shopping.  While driving past the cemetery my son said, “Is that the place where dead people live?”

It made me chuckle.

Submitted by: Tara

My Aunt was giving her two 3 year old sons a bath one night and asking them questions about things they were learning in school.  She asks them, “What kind of bird does not fly?”  One of them says “A dead one!”  The answer she was looking for was a penguin.

Submitted by: Renee

I was giving a spelling test to my 6th grade class.  One of the words was intermittent.  One child wrote:

Intermitten – inside of a mitten

I gave it to her because I was laughing so hard.

Submitted by: Mr. Arnold

My daughter’s Kindergarten teacher is Miss Riley.  One night…

Daughter: “Mommy, I want you to read me a story before bedtime.”

Me: “Okay, go pick one out.”

She picks out her book, sits in my lap and I start reading her the story.  I only get about 6 pages into it when my daughter asks…

Daughter: “How come you don’t taste the pages like Miss Riley does before she turns them?”

Submitted by: Bev

After picking up my 3 year old from my mother’s house one day I asked…

Me: “Did you use the toilet at Grandma’s house?”

Son: “Yes”

Me: “Number 1 or number 2?”

Son: “I think number 5, I went a lot.”

Submitted by: Stephen

I was talking to a little girl in my Sunday school class.

Me: “So what did you do yesterday, what happened?”

Her: “We walked to the playground and played for a long time, and then came home.  And then my parents were in the kitchen and started arguing.  Then I heard my mom say ‘you better watch it.’ ”

Me: ” ‘You better watch it?’ Watch what?”

Her: “That’s what I wondered.  I think she was talking about American Idol because we like watching that show.”

Submitted by: James

I asked my 3 year old girl how her father knew the genders of the baby kittens.  She replied, “Daddy just picked them up and looked underneath.  I think it’s printed on the bottom.”

Submitted by: Amy