My son, Chad, threw a fit one night when we sat down for dinner.

Chad: “We always have chicken for dinner!”

Me: “Chad, these are pork chops.”

Chad: “Right!  We always have chicken.  Pork chop chicken, steak chicken, ham chicken, chicken chicken, it’s always chicken!”

Apparently we had meat for dinner pretty often.

Submitted by: Esther

All of my family was gathered together for Thanksgiving dinner.  My cousin’s wife is a vegetarian but my cousin himself is not.  So their 3 year old son Colin is sort of in limbo.

Colin: “Can I have more ham?”

Dad: “Sure.”

Mom: “Would you like some more green beans?”

Colin: “No, ham.”

Mom: “How about some salad?”

Colin: “No!”

Mom: “Pumpkin pie?”

Colin: (Slowly and clearly) “No, please can I have JUST ham?”

Dad: “That’s my boy.”

Submitted by: Chad (admin)