My family and I spent Christmas with my niece and her kids.  When we arrived I noticed that my six year old nephew’s nose was all scratched.  I asked him what happened and he responded with, “Grandma’s dog bit my favorite nose.”  A couple days later his brother hit him in the eye with a snowball, and I heard him tell his mom, “Billy hurt my favorite eye.”

Submitted by: Daphne

Some years ago when I taught 5th grade, I overheard two boys talking about communion at church.  One said to the other, “I like how they serve snack at church, I just wish it was a little bigger.”  The second boy replied, “Yeah, me too!”

Submitted by: Robin

Over Christmas break I was playing Cranium with several family members.  We were playing boys vs girls, and the girls were dominating… nearly around the entire board while the boys were still on the first side.  My 10 year old nephew Austin says in a quite bummed-out voice…

Austin: “Ah man, we are going to lose bad.”

Me: “Way to be positive Austin.”

Austin: “I know, I’m positive we are going to lose bad.”

Submitted by: Emily

When my son was 8 years old we were shopping together at Target.  He had a box of M&M’s and I had to keep myself from cringing every time he dropped one, picked it up, and proceeded to eat it.  It wasn’t until he spilled several M&M’s at the same time and was picking them all up that I said something…

Me: “Don’t you think that’s a little gross?  Those have germs all over them now.”

Son: “Yeah… but you can’t really taste them.”

I had to look away so he didn’t see me laughing.

Submitted by: Virginia

I was kidsitting for a 9 year old girl once.  As I put her to bed one night, we were reading the book Bats on the Beach.  When we got to the second page where two bats are flying to the beach with a picnic basket I asked…

Me: “What do you think is in the basket?  Maybe food?”

Her: “Wine.”

LOL =)

Submitted by: Eliza

After my kids soccer game, we were walking to the car to drive home.  He was breathing pretty hard so I said…

Me: “Well you look like you are out of breath.”

Son: “No, I have more.”

Submitted by: Cara