Kids Make Me LOL » Crying http://kidsmakemelol.com Hilarious quotes and one-liners from the mouths of children Fri, 05 Feb 2010 15:48:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Buckle up for safety http://kidsmakemelol.com/2009/12/21/buckle-up-for-safety/ http://kidsmakemelol.com/2009/12/21/buckle-up-for-safety/#comments Mon, 21 Dec 2009 16:19:18 +0000 admin http://kidsmakemelol.com/?p=140 When my children were young we had a couple cassettes of “Psalty the Singing Songbook” for the car.  While driving once, we were listening to one and the tape went…

Psalty: “When people make fun of you because you are Christian, you can either pretend that you aren’t a Christian, OR you can stand up for Jesus.  Jimmy, are you going to stand up for Jesus?”

Jimmy: “I’ll stand up for Jesus.”

Psalty: “What about you Sarah, with you stand up for Jesus?”

Sarah: “Yes, I’ll stand up for Jesus too.”

It was at this point that I asked my daughter…

Me: “Well Stefanie, will you stand up for Jesus?”

Stefanie: Crying, hysterical, and tugging at her car seat “I c-c-can’t… I’m all buckled in!”

Submitted by: Esther

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The next morning, while everyone ate breakfast, Chad said “I don’t know what I did, but my head sure hurts.”  Turns out he was asleep the whole time.

Submitted by: Esther

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