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My favorite nose

admin — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 16:39:14 +0000

My family and I spent Christmas with my niece and her kids. When we arrived I noticed that my six year old nephew’s nose was all scratched. I asked him what happened and he responded with, “Grandma’s dog bit my favorite nose.” A couple days later his brother hit him in the eye with a snowball, and I heard him tell his mom, “Billy hurt my favorite eye.”

Submitted by: Daphne

Way to be positive

admin — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 16:28:03 +0000

Over Christmas break I was playing Cranium with several family members. We were playing boys vs girls, and the girls were dominating… nearly around the entire board while the boys were still on the first side. My 10 year old nephew Austin says in a quite bummed-out voice…

Austin: “Ah man, we are going to lose bad.”

Me: “Way to be positive Austin.”

Austin: “I know, I’m positive we are going to lose bad.”

Submitted by: Emily

Merry Christmas

admin — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 16:03:43 +0000

My preschool class is composed of both English and Spanish speaking 4 year olds. Yesterday one of the English speakers came up to me and said “Why did the police shoot his dog?” Becoming a little worried I went up to the Spanish speaking child and heard him singing “Feliez Navidad”. I think there was a translation problem.

Submitted by: Elaine

He wuv’s everything

admin — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:17:21 +0000

When my two year old wakes up every morning he says, “Good mowning kwistmas tree.” Sunday morning he went up and hugged it and said “I wuv you.” He likes to hug things. Sometimes he hugs the door when we get home and says, “I wuv you house.”

Submitted by: Lisa

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas

admin — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 16:47:47 +0000

A couple nights ago my husband and I put up the decorations while our kids were sleeping. When my 2 year old woke up she walked around wide-eyed and said, “Mommy, it looks like Christmas… EVERYWHERE!”

Submitted by: Tina