Kids Make Me LOL » Animals http://kidsmakemelol.com Hilarious quotes and one-liners from the mouths of children Fri, 05 Feb 2010 15:48:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Pretty mommy http://kidsmakemelol.com/2010/01/20/pretty-mommy/ http://kidsmakemelol.com/2010/01/20/pretty-mommy/#comments Wed, 20 Jan 2010 21:23:44 +0000 admin http://kidsmakemelol.com/?p=176 A few days ago I was upstairs putting away some of my daughter’s toys.  When I came back downstairs my 2 year old daughter’s face was completely covered in black mascara.  I was about to put her in time-out for getting in to my make up when she looked at me so proudly and said, “Pretty mommy” pointing at her face.  She then pointed at the dog and said, “Pretty mommy”.  When I looked at the dog, her face was also covered in mascara.  My poor dog was just laying there staring at me with a “save me from this child” look on her face.

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